Let me tell you how rare it is for my fiance to be awake in the morning at the same time I am. I wake up around 5:30 every morning and I have mastered the art of using my phone flash light and tip toe dancing around the place. Actually, the view that I have of me most mornings is like Jim Carrey in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” where he’s tip toeing around and not exactly being quiet. I mean I try to be quiet, but what’s a girl to do that early in the morning? Anyways, he never gets up that early. It’s like pulling teeth to get him to role out of bed just in general, let alone that early.
This morning, he thought he would be sweet and make me my coffee and attempt to make the shake that I always make in the morning. Keep in mind the shake consists of fruits and veggies that I have pre-cut so all you have to do is open the container and put it in the blender. I mean the only extra ingredient that has to be added is some Young Living protein powder which is amazing by the way.
Anyways, he was so cute and I just wanted to kiss his pillow imprinted face and pat down his messy hair that always seem to sit oddly in the same direction every morning until… He goes oh “hey babe, I’m making the shake just like my lady likes” and then he hands it to me. I taste it and oh my god, it was disgusting. “What the heck did you put in this Doug?!”
“Ash, I put the Abundance Oil that you had sitting by the blender in the shake. Isn’t that what you do?”
Me— face to my palm of my hand. Why did I put that oil there, why was it there in the first place?
For those of you who do not know, there are some oils that are meant strictly for diffusing or aroma therapy, some that are meant to be ingested and some that are meant to be rubbed directly on your skin or, a combination of all three. Well, Abundance my friends is strictly meant for topical application, not ingestion. Hence the horrible taste. I mean if you want an oil that is going to uplift your spirits and get you thinking about the future and abundance in all areas of your life, this is the oil for you. It’s a great one to sit on your desk at work when you’re feeling down in dumps.
But I couldn’t be mad because he was so sweet to even try for me. The look on his face was priceless, I knew he felt a little stupid. But, like most things in life it’s the thought that counts and I will never forget how cute he was this morning.
The Culprit – Abundance
And yes I get it that you can’t read the word on the bottle. I’m just making sure you’re paying attention. Guess I’ll have to take the next picture in a mirror.


Great story!
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